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1996-08-01
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|1-One Day in...
|2-Freshney Place...
|1-Freak gets Paranoid!
a strange experience recounted by
Freak/NFA and Aladdin Sane/iNDi
Picture the scene, Grimsby Town Centre - rotting fish heads every-
bloody-where! - the air is filled with the pungent aroma of fish-meal.
We're gannin' through the precinct and there are birds a-go-go.
Young lasses - each no more than sixteen years old - turned to Freak and
gave him - wait for it - a massive blow job, well, rather less
interestingly it was a rather peculiar stare. A kind of an "Animal,
Mineral or Vegetable?" kind of look!
[You're just jealous cos' they wern't looking at you - F.ed]
[If they had been vaguely effeminate, and over 16 years old - AS]
Freak is bothered. Freak checks his hair for birdy-turd. Freak checks
his flies, until I point out they'd be rolling on the floor in
hysterical fits of laughter if his todger was showing!
Freak writes: The point is that it didn't just happen once, every 5-10
minutes there'd be another female type giving me the glad eye, I
couldn't stand it much longer!
[You never have been able to keep things up very long! - AS]
Besides, his Captain Scarlet underpants are more than a match
for his manhood! Der, dum dum, dum dum dum dum!
Never mind my CS undergarments! Anyway, the number of occurrences was
sufficient to persuade A.S that I was getting far too much attention,
and he carelessly (!) neglected to inform me of the presence of a
scantily-clad 13-yr old (Not that I'm into 13-yr olds, it's the thought
that counts ß-o ).
This (suspected) 13 year old was hanging 'round while Freak was chatting
to someone in Diamond Cable! He's obsessed with telecommunications over
and above his interest in wimmin [Not quite true - I want a cable phone
so that I don't have to spend a fortune phoning my girlfriend, it's just
a coincidence that I find fibre-optic technology fascinating - F.ed].
This continued throughout the duration of our little soujourn, and it
began to get on Freak's rather ample titties! Scarily, Freak was
beginning to find the assembled matriarchal population rather
attractive, also. (Freak fancies mothers!) In ITV speak, he's a
Freakin' Mother-Freaker!
[Eh? At least I don't talk longingly about hanging around at on of the
local schools in my Fiat Panda! - F.ed]
That's all folks!
ASLYA
aLaDDiN SAnE Freak of NFA
(1974 - 199?) (Then - Now)
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